Terms and Conditions

Terms and Conditions

The website is owned by, and content is published by Jonathan Charlton trading as Lazypatch (ABN 55 767 599 585), All rights reserved.

Use of the information contained on this website is governed by Australian law and no portion of it may be reproduced, copied, or in any way reused without written permission from Lazypatch Pty Ltd.

By accessing this website, you do hereby agree to be bound by and acknowledge these terms and conditions.

Privacy Policy

We recognize that privacy is important to our customers. We are therefore committed to maintaining and using your information responsibly. We will not disclose your personal information to any third party without your consent except when required by law to do so.

The stuff lazypatch's lawyers make him say

Unfortunately because on some rare occasions computers and people do funny things we reserve the right to reject an order by any reason, including without limitation, the unavailability of any product, an error in price or the product description on this site, or an error in your order.

Risk and Title

After lazypatch has received your payment and placed your suit in the capable hands of Australia Post all risks and title in your suit/s will be passed to you.

Links to external sites

The hyperlinks withing the lazypatch website www.lazypatch.com ("the Site") are provided solely for your convience and do not indicate, expressly or impliedly, any endorsement by lazypatch of the site or the products and services provided at those sites.


The terms that apply to the Site (including the orders for products) are those that are expressly set out in the Terms of Use. To the extent permitted by law, we expressly disclaim all warranties of any kind in relation to our products, whether express or implied, including without particular purpose and non-infringement. While we exercise all due care and precautions, we cannot and do not guarantee or warrant that the Site will be free of infection, viruses, defects, harmful components or any other codes that may have contaminating or destructive properties. We also make no warranty that:

  1. the Site or products which you order through the Site will meet your requirements;
  2. the Site will be uninterrupted, timely, secure or error-free; or
  3. the quality of any products, services, information, or other material purchased or obtained by your through the Site will meet your expectations.

Except as expressly stated in the Terms of Use, we will not be liable for any loss whatsoever (including, without limitation, indired, incidental, special or consquental loss, loss of profits or loss of opportunity), expense, damage, or injurty that is suffered (however so caused) in connection with your access to, or use of, or inability to use the Site, the content or materials of the Sit (including linked websites), or products which you order through the Site, whether based in contract, tort, negligence, satute or otherwise, except for any liability that cannot be excluded by law. Where any legislation such as the Trade Practices Act (1974) (Cth) implies into this agreement any condition or warranty which cannot be excluded, our liability for any breach of the condition or warranty is limited to, at our discretion, either:

  1. the re-supply of the products; or
  2. a monetary amount equivalent to having the products resupplied


If any part of these Terms and Conditions is deemed invalid, that part will be severed from this agreement and the remainder of the Terms and Conditions will continue to be valid and enforceable.

Governing Law

This agreement is governed by the laws of Victoria, Australia. You irrevocably submit to the exclusive jurisdiction of the laws and courts of Victoria, Australia.